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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:52 pm
Fri December 27, 2013

Bluff The Listener

Originally published on Sat December 28, 2013 11:03 am

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CARL KASELL: Sometimes fiction is stranger than truth. Now that seems to have happened with a game you wanted to hear again. It's from August of 2008 with panelists Roxanne Roberts, Charlie Pierce, Paula Poundstone and guest judge and scorekeeper Corey Flintoff.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Hi, you're on WAIT, WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!

JIM STAUTS: Hey there, Peter.

SAGAL: Hey, who's this?

STAUTS: This is Jim Stauts from Conroe, Texas.

SAGAL: Conroe, Texas. Where the heck is that?

STAUTS: That is one county north of Houston.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:52 pm
Fri December 27, 2013

Bluff The Listener

Originally published on Sat December 28, 2013 11:03 am

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CARL KASELL: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!, the NPR news quiz. I'm Carl Kasell, and here's your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

(APPLAUSE)

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Carl, thanks everybody. So to produce this week's show, we reached out to you on Twitter, on Facebook and on the street, which by the way we hereby promise never to do again, and we absolutely swear we didn't mean anything by it.

(LAUGHTER)

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:52 pm
Fri December 27, 2013

Clippy And Paula

Originally published on Sat December 28, 2013 11:03 am

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CARL KASELL: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!, the NPR news quiz. I'm Carl Kasell. And here's your host, at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

(APPLAUSE)

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Carl, thank you everybody. Thank you so much. Listen, for many years now this show has completely been ignoring our listeners' tastes, preferences and good judgment, and frankly it's worked out pretty well.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:58 pm
Fri December 20, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Tue December 24, 2013 2:14 pm

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CARL KASELL: Now panel, what is the next thing that will turn up to be worthless? Tom Bodett.

TOM BODETT: I don't personally believe it but the wishes you make before you blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

(LAUGHTER)

BODETT: It turns out totally worthless.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

I can vouch for that. Roxanne Roberts.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: You know how our parents always warned us that Santa only brings presents to nice girls?

SAGAL: Yes.

ROBERTS: Just not true.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Roy Blount, Jr.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:58 pm
Fri December 20, 2013

Lightning Fill In The Blank

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:58 pm
Fri December 20, 2013

Limericks

Originally published on Tue December 24, 2013 2:14 pm

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:07 pm
Fri December 13, 2013

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat December 14, 2013 11:27 am

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:07 pm
Fri December 13, 2013

Limericks

Originally published on Sat December 14, 2013 11:27 am

Dog Park, Brief Distraction, Hail Me Anytime.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
7:07 pm
Fri December 13, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Sat December 14, 2013 11:27 am

Our panelists predict what'll be the big baby name in 2014.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:39 pm
Fri December 6, 2013

Prediction

Our panelists predict, now that Amazon is going to use them, what other companies will start using drones.

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